"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"If you say 'to get to the other side,' I'm going to kill you so dead."
"Why did the five-foot rooster cross the road?"
"Is this a variation on the same question? Because I think you're a moron."
"Why did the five-foot, four hundred-pound rooster cross the road?"
"Go away."
"Don't tell me you're not interested. Don't even try it."
"I'm not interested."
"I'm gonna tell you anyway."
"I thought so."
"Because that's as far as the guy who stole it got before he dropped it!"
"That's... that's not even remotely funny. That's just stupid."
"It was on the news."
"Still not funny."
"Should I change it to a panda? Just for the sake of the joke?"
"I hope someone punches you in the kidneys."
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