Teal

"What in god's name did you do to your hair?"

"Dyed it."

"Need I remind you that you're currently looking for a job?"

"You do not. Though you should quit yours and become the Queen of Condescension."

"Hilarious. But accenting your look with freaking blue hair isn't necessarily the best way to get employment, you know."

"It isn't blue."

"Are you pulling that metaphysical crap with me again? It's blue. I can see that it's blue."

"It's teal."

"Oh. Forgive me. Because you will get so many more job offers with teal hair as opposed to blue."

"You're doing it again."

"Sorry. But seriously. You're lucky I love you."

"I am. But if I wasn't that lucky, I could've just shown you that I bought a wig."