Stonehenge

Hello, my name is Wally Wallington and I would like to tell you a little bit about myself.

I really like Stonehenge. Golly, I think Stonehenge is great. Really, I think it's really, really, really great. And then I had this great idea. And the great idea was that I could build a Stonehenge right in my own backyard!

Wasn't that wonderful? I really thought it was wonderful.

Don't you think it's wonderful?

Anyway, as we all know, making a Stonehenge is no easy feat. And I did not think my neighbors would appreciate it if I just started making a lifesize Stonehenge. It would block all their sun! So I decided to make a Stonehenge that was big, but not too big. In fact, you might say that it was just big enough. And so it was. Just big enough.

And I'm not going to bore you with all the technical details, but you should know that I had a lot of VERY IMPRESSIVE pulleys. You'd be surprised how impressive they were. I mean, I know it's not surprising that I could do something impressive--but this was impressive for even me.

And then I let some children run down a hill on their tiny, tiny legs.

THE END.

(Any resemblance to any person, living or dead, is purely coincidental.)