Intelligent Design

Do you sometimes wonder things like "how did I get here?" and "what is the purpose of life?" and other enigmas that puzzle your brain? Do you worry about who the stork delivered that first baby to, with no parents to care for it? Well worry no more!

Think Intelligent Design.

Even though your science teachers have surely puzzled you with this evolution nonsense for years, surely they're wrong. Even old Charles Darwin himself couldn't have believed that. Ignore those crazy radicals who would argue that the bones of dinosaurs blows our theory to pieces. Nonsense. They belong there. They were put there by our intelligent creator. The Earth on which we live isn't something that just happened. We were created, created by a brilliant being--one may go so far as to call him intelligent. Hence, intelligent design.

Yes, you're thinking right: GOD. That big man up there calling the shots does exist, and he's looking out for you and for me. Rest easy. You are not alone in all of this. We have for you a tried-and-true way to perceive existence.

After all, if you were looking for a surgeon, would you go to some fresh young thing with a bright smile but no experience to think of? Of course not! You would certainly go to a doctor who knows his stuff not because he's been reading some silly science book but because he's done it before!

We all know that intelligent design has served well for many, many years across many cultures. The Egyptians, the Greek, the Romans, and our good friends the Puritans. Boy, but did they love their gods. And think about how great their civilizations were! They were great!

If you subscribe to intelligent design, you're getting the full treatment. You don't have to choose just one religion. There are choices, and joining any of them would put you amongst a great community. Just think of the major ones:

1. Christianity
2. Islam
3. Hinduism
4. Buddhism
5. Judaism
6. Confucianism
7. Shintoism

And those are only the basics.

There's safety in numbers and Christianity (with nearly two billion believers) certainly has great numbers. And that's only one of the religions. I know that this sounds too good to be true, but it isn't.

Think intelligent design and you, too, will realize that you've made the intelligent choice.