Atheism

Do you suffer from delusions that you are being watched by an all-knowing overlord? Do you puzzle over unfounded concepts such as "heaven" and "hell"?

If so, atheism is just the ticket!

Really, let's be rational here: some big guy up in the sky calling all the shots? Preposterous.

The rational thinker can see that this simply doesn't make sense. Let's think back to good old Darwin. There's a guy who had his ducks (or, rather, finches) in a row. We can see that traits are passed down from parent to child. Evolution is just one more logical leap.



Or are we supposed to believe that some mysterious, undefined God just decided to make you have your mother's red hair or your father's blue eyes?

Frankly, it's all nonsense.

Besides, religion is tired and old. Atheism is what's fresh and new! For hundreds of years it was embraced by only the most brilliant of minds. Only the most perceptive men, those whose names have survived the test of time, were able to ditch the Christian trend and find the truth of the matter. They knew with such certainty that atheism was true that they were willing to risk their very lives to support it.

Now, atheism is available to you and me. We do not have to hide from the tyrannical soldiers of the Church. Finally the world recognizes what is real!

So embrace the world around you and see atheism for what it really is--the truth.