In the event of my death:
1) Please do not, through any internet venue, include the words "RIP Taylor" or "we'll miss you" or any variant thereof.
2) Please bring a lot of brightly colored balloons to my funeral, and then ensure that they are properly disposed of, so as to not kill baby sea creatures or large predatory birds.
3) Please do not discuss me in any way that is now awkward because I am dead. Talk about me the way you always had, as if you were about to see me next period.
4) Please complete my list of 101 things in the next 1001 days.
5) Please make sure I am dead. Ways to do this would include burning my body to a fine ash, or perhaps sticking several sharp blades through my corpse. I do not judge you for killing me by accident, but if you bury me alive, I will haunt the crap out of you.
Thank you.
Sorry this is not three sentences.
Taylor
(notarized by Meg)
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